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Manpuku Black and Chicken Wing Gyoza (think stuffed chicken wings). The broth here is getting thicker, but not near Gumshara-level thickness yet I think.

Me a decade (minus about 2 months) ago. Good to see some things never change.

As if forgetting their birthday isn’t bad enough, using a bad pun to greet them is just kinda cruel.

tastefullyoffensive:

Useful Children’s Books for People in Their Twenties [more] [collegehumor]

Previously: NSA Surveillance Children’s Books

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fennekincrossing:

givemeinternet:

SEA IS FOR COOKIE!

please leave

what perfection this is

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forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

CRYING

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jtotheizzoe:

kenobi-wan-obi:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

Carl telling us how (not) to science.

“conclusion: dinosaurs” is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.

Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”

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odditiesoflife:

The Black Rose of Turkey

Turkish Halfeti Roses are incredibly rare. They are shaped just like regular roses, but their color sets them apart. These roses are so black, you’d think someone spray-painted them. But that’s actually their natural color.

Although they appear perfectly black, they’re actually a very deep crimson color. These flowers are seasonal – they only grow during the summer in small number, and only in the tiny Turkish village of Halfeti. Thanks to the unique soil conditions of the region, and the pH levels of the groundwater (that seeps in from the river Euphrates), the roses take on a devilish hue. They bloom dark red during the spring and fade to black during the summer months.

The local Turks seem to enjoy a love-hate relationship with these rare blossoms. They consider the flowers to be symbols of mystery, hope and passion, and also death and bad news.

Seeing a black rose in full bloom is a once-in-a-lifetime sort of thing. Don’t miss it if you ever happen to be in Turkey during the summer.

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thethuglifeishard:

She finally actin right. Like I’m finna fall in love on some Her type shit

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ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

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thecakebar:

Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

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